Updated: Oct 3, 2019
It's not that I don't think you can do this on your own. I t-t-t-totally do. And do you know why? It's because you're fabulous. OK that's a lie, but you can be. You just need to be like me.
And if you do ever decide to follow your dream and become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners at Neverland Mansion with some creepy, old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day, I want you to send me a shiny, happy ass a friend request so we can all play dress up for a teaparty.
And don't you dare forget the scones!
So, here's how you do me, and not even in the ass.
And if you can't handle that, you've got a bad case of the not being awesome.
You might want to have a doctor look at that.
Alternatively, here's the lazy ass way...
Step 1: Deadpool Costume
Step 2: Deadpool 22mm Scleras
Step 3: There is no step 3. You go away now. Weeeeeeeeeeeee!
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